Anonymous asked
you seem like you unironically enjoyed electroswing circa 2012
this website’s hate mail game is insane
Anonymous asked
you seem like you unironically enjoyed electroswing circa 2012
this website’s hate mail game is insane
1eona
Go in the dark emojis for when someone should go in the dark
POV: You cast a spell.
vague-humanoid
ALT
I see way too much ammosexual paraphernalia on cars in my area so I approve of this
it cannot be coincidence.
ALT
im fucking losing it dude
roundhousekickingheight
all purpose reaction image
google search Beautiful rocks near me
you are like a poet of some sort
stickermayhem
Just started tears of the kingdom and all I can think of is link when he wakes up in a mysterious cave, butt naked and without any weapons with a disembodied voice guiding him:
Do you think the two robbers from Home Alone ever explored each others’ bodies?
Checked in on my parents in CA cuz the hurricane and my dad sent me this
soberscientistlife
The perfect response
its quite easy to make noises. oouugghhhh. aaaaauuuhhh. uwaaaaaaa. awawaaa. it comes naturally to me
beardedmrbean
live-lobsters-from-kmart
toastpotent
Anonymous asked
I think furry porn is hot, but I don't like have a fursona and I'm not super into the whole subculture. Is it cool if I just get off to some bat ladies sometimes or am I poser?
are you asking for my blessing to jack off to furry porn
radicalgraff
"If you saw someone stealing food; no you didn't"
Poster spotted in Manchester, UK
reblog this to give a trans girl a large baja blast
spaghettioverdose
As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China
cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please
i hope to god that the way i find out when the queen dies is through a sponsored post breaking the news to me like an emergency broadcast system alert for my dash
you open tumblr and it's just sponsored posts that consist solely of crab emojis
jackoshadows
Something funny and nice in the midst of all the other Oscar happenings
Context!
Riverdale
Anonymous asked
last time i went to subway i went to the bathroom and a trans girl was LOUDLY fucking her cis gf in a stall and the employees said it was too awkward for them to do anything
peace love and joy on planet earth. i dont see the problem
honestly fuck her louder next time
HAAAAANK!! YOU CAN'T RECLAIM NAZI MEMES HANK!!! THAT IS A CORE PART OF THEIR CYCLE OF IDEOLOGICAL REPRODUCTION AND PROLIFERATION!! I DON'T CARE HOW PRETTY YOU LOOK IN THE DRESS HANK YOU CAN'T CALL YOURSELF A TRADWIFE IRONICALLY WITHOUT PERPETUATING WHITE SUPREMACIST IDEOLOGY!!!
morality is definitely a human concept but i do think that dolphins know what they do is wrong
therenobee
tchaikovskaya
me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*
the situation: *works out fine*
me: oh
rednines
*checks urban legend notes* Victor Hugo was closer to God than any of us?
idk man I've read Les Miserables, I think it's fair to say that his empathy and compassion for the sex worker is not merely transactional. I don't think there's a contradiction there, and I don't think the prostitutes of Paris were mourning just for their best client. I think he saw worthy and valuable people everywhere, and people felt that.
also yeah dude fucked like a rat on bath salts
We waited 8 years for this banger
Sopping Fucking Wet
It is, despite everything, once again Wet Beast Wednesday
buckyandclyde
“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety
or the Bone Pharoh
The most french sentence ever to be written in english
just once I would like to see a really openly trans actor play a cis character and watch all the cishets just lose their fucking minds
Honesly a little embarrassed to use an umbrella. Like what am I too good to get wet. By natures gift
Anonymous asked
hey bro can I smell your dick not in a weird way though
this ask has been sitting in my inbox for eight years and today i am setting it free like a caged bird
every time you reblog this you’re allowing it to fly even further. it’s almost beautiful
kushblazer666
Yeah man let me open wayneradiotv on google maps
wayneradiotv
COME TO MY HOUSE
grapiibear
fingers in his ass sunday
zootycoon
you know what day it is
firstgrave
kill the cop inside your head. kill the cop inside your head. stop trying to police everyone around you. kill the cop inside your head. punitive measures / punishments are not the solution to society. kill the cop inside your head.
卓越したボディコントロール Σ(ﾟДﾟ) ｽｯｹﾞ!
Body control of a horse archer
（ Reddit:r/Damnthatsinteresting u/rgatoNacho ）
jenlog
people really believe this? that's obviously a human archer
logged tf in
Like clockwork
For reference
congratulations to друг and truck freak on their engagement
ltmn
this yak tho
I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways
fullmetal alchemist
This is foul KDJKSFKKSMFJSKCKS
fuck its so hall and oatesver
They’re out of touch…
sooooo
can you tell which one of us is Hikaru?
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
fuck-customers
rednines
genderwizard
wizard hat cowboy brim
trickstertime
witch-without-gender
Witch o’ the Wild West
*eating a ploughmans lunch* so, how long until it kicks in?
These pickled onions ain't shit
Me 5 minutes later:
mobylace
It’s like this
heuy, oroginal artist of the alien in this image here. here is the orignal one with out the caption
i love this image so much i printed it out and hung it up at work
oneheadtoanother
oneheadtoanother
that-house
YEAHHHHHHHH
ok seeing some people not sure what this means so to summarize it:
hypothetically speaking, if we could produce nuclear fusion on a commercial scale it would provide us with totally clean and practically unlimited energy. no radiation, no pollution, just energy. fusion is actually the process that powers the sun itself, so scientists have been attempting to recreate fusion for decades because it's essentially the 'holy grail' of clean energy sources.
up until now, while we've technically been able to recreate fusion, it has always taken more energy to actually make fusion occur compared to the energy the reaction puts out. but now we've finally had a reaction happen where it produced more energy than it cost. meaning that nuclear fusion is going to be seen as a fully viable and possible energy resource, so more funding will be put into it to try and improve the process. we're still decades away from potentially using it as an energy source, but this is a HUGE step towards unlimited energy with no environmental repercussions
here's an article on it!
whats-a-bear
Love how psychonautwiki has this disclaimer on their page for making cannabis butter but NOT their page for making crack cocaine
whats-a-bear
psychonautwiki = a wiki about various psychoactive substances and their effects on the human mind and body
psychonauts wiki = a wiki about the Psychonauts video game series
hope this helps
Anonymous asked
Are you sexy because you’re gay or because you’re a wizard or is it because of a third, other thing?
Is it a cake because it has egg or because it has flour? You fool. You fucking idiot.
Sorry I just couldn’t stop visualizing this
spaghettioverdose
As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China
cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please
Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals
ramona stronger than me cuz if i fumbled a man like this i would kill myself
logged tf in
For real though…
Happy trans gendar day of visibilty
Not . the picture i wanted. to post
ill never be an adult. fart with heavy reverb too funny
I CANT STAND DOUG LAWRENCE i was watching walking small and after all these years i just noticed plankton says “ooooo :)” while being trampled. I HATE HIM
devouring as devotion. if you even care
jermalove
dynamohedron
what the fuck is this thing.
Ohhhh don't mind me... Ol' Turnip will tend the dust farm like he always has...
everydayilearnmore
Bisexuality
tiktok: pov Im your soft dom demon boyfriend and I give you hard dirty s3cks with my 🐓 😈😈
Twitter: pussy from a middle aged woman who smells like cigars and works the deep frier at arbys 😵
Tumblr: have you ever contemplated the eroticism of the pool filter taking in so much chlorine and getting covered in muck and bugs and scum it’s so hot and bothered just begging for more pool toys…
One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x
modern day shibboleth
Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes
oneheadtoanother
love wins moodboard
happy pride
can’t believe you guys left out the entire stacy’s dad amv
new favorite tweet
horrorlesbion
(from the author of fight club)
funnytwittertweets
i want u guys to know that the university of sussex is constantly graffiti’d with among us crewmates and that the university keep desperately trying to clean it off but some hero with chalk keeps going back for more. the university sign has a permanent stain on the ‘sus’ of sussex
in case you don’t believe me here is photographic evidence
this is an entirely serious institution
triangles-dont-do-art
Horrible
Beautiful
*checks urban legend notes* Victor Hugo was closer to God than any of us?
idk man I’ve read Les Miserables, I think it’s fair to say that his empathy and compassion for the sex worker is not merely transactional. I don’t think there’s a contradiction there, and I don’t think the prostitutes of Paris were mourning just for their best client. I think he saw worthy and valuable people everywhere, and people felt that.
Sopping Fucking Wet
It is, despite everything, once again Wet Beast Wednesday
listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.
you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose
dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk
certifiedwerewolf
Shoutout to boringcore queers. Shoutout to queers who just want to wear comfortable clothes that aren't particularly interesting or attention grabbing. Shoutout to queers who don't think about clothes as this huge canvas of exploration and just want to wear shorts and a t-shirt. So much of queer culture, especially in spaces like tumblr, puts an emphasis on clothing as Evidence And Expression Of Queerness and it has got to be so alienating to be a person who just wants to wear regular clothes constantly getting that preference associated with "the boring cishets (who are losers)". Your queerness is not stored in your wardrobe and you're still cool and interesting even if you don't want your clothes to be.
ALT
intactics
cat? you're a kitty cat? and you meow meow meow and you meow meow meow?
Sopping Fucking Wet
It is, despite everything, once again Wet Beast Wednesday
officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up
some people understood this post. some people revealed themselves to be feds
Shein is going down for being a criminal organization. Actors and Writers are striking. Student Loan debt relief may actually go through after all. Jack Smith is closing in on Trump, and all signs point to him dying in prison. Billionares are dying in ignoble and humiliating ways. Please God keep this ball rolling, it almost feels like the first taste of justice in about as long as I can remember.
dojacat
had a dream (more like a prophetic vision) that there was a terminally ill youtuber who recorded a few months of content ahead of time to release after they died where they would occasionally casually reference the fact that they are dead, including a video talking about their actual real death complete with pictures. whole thing is kept cool and casual, no mourning or sadness just the usual "hey guys! guess who died today 🤪" stuff.
they managed to get early copies of some upcoming video games so they could post timely reviews and everything, still keeping up the whole "actually died recently" bit. they were still just like normal ass reviews, sometimes they'd drop a "wow this game is so bad I'm glad I died three weeks ago" or some similar joke.
the channel became super popular after he died and "deadtubing" became a trend but there was a huge scandal when one of the most popular deadtubers was revealed as actually being alive.
My friend you are not so much knocking on the Devil's door as directly Facetiming the bastard
the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about
“you look like the minotaur” -> whatever
“you look like you have a bull’s head” -> slightly funnier
“you look like you should be imprisoned in an underground labyrinth for the safety of crete” -> there we go
Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!
*dunks my baby’s head in this and sticks it to the wall*
My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever
parfavar
this is the funniest tweet ive ever seen in my life
Love that he keeps having to spell out the point of the watchmen.
reblog this to give a trans girl a large baja blast
love wins moodboard
happy pride
can’t believe you guys left out the entire stacy’s dad amv
this is the funniest tweet ive ever seen in my life
I am here at high hrothgar
dragongirltitties
girl help they are making me do my job at work
remember when trump gutted the FDA and ever since we've had year after year of near constant major food recalls
rednines
This tweet still fucking kills me
beardedmrbean
Get the notes out of that stupid little cuck bubble
guys its working keep posting cringe we really can keep them out
Based on this meme
startedraining
penismage
“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”
“..... Monkey.”
“Why—?”
“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”
Please donate bail money to Palestine Action in order for their members to continue storming, halting, shutting down and dismantling all factories/offices owned by Israel’s biggest weapons manufacturer, Elbit Systems, across different countries.
If you can't donate, please visit their site to see what other ways you can support or join this movement, especially if your country host one of Elbit's factories.
I love Karlach x Astarion. The special kind of sex only a gay man and a lesbian can have
erinsintra
such a raw-ass pose. do you think they were asked to pose like this or they just did that
wizard-email
hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
rudjedet
After three batches, my findings so far:
strangeducks
I’m gonna be eating these for a month
This actually works?? Two-ingredient bread??
I gotta try it.
That's...naan.
That's naan?
*runs to Google*
maryqueenofthots-v2
thelaststarship
pro-gay
*sends this to all my extended family*
pro-gay
‘tis that time of year
pro-gay
IT'S TIME
reblog to slowblink at your mutuals
gaygaara
RAFAH, Gaza Strip (AP) — More than half a million people in Gaza — a quarter of the population — are starving, according to a report Thursday by the U.N. and other agencies that highlights the humanitarian crisis caused by Israel’s bombardment and siege on the territory in response to Hamas’ Oct. 7 attack.
The extent of the population’s hunger eclipsed even the near-famines in Afghanistan and Yemen of recent years, according to figures in the report. The report warned that the risk of famine is “increasing each day,” blaming the hunger on insufficient aid entering Gaza.
“It doesn’t get any worse,’’ said Arif Husain, chief economist for the U.N.’s World Food Program. “I have never seen something at the scale that is happening in Gaza. And at this speed.”
...
At the start of the war, Israel stopped all deliveries of food, water, medicine and fuel into the territory. After U.S. pressure, it allowed a trickle of aid in through Egypt. But U.N. agencies say only 10% of Gaza’s food needs has been entering for weeks.
(Dec. 21, 2023 | Source)
DON'T LOOK AWAY.
[Image Description: A screenshot of four different news articles about starvation in Gaza. The first one, by AP News, is titled: "UN report says more than 570000 people in Gaza are now 'starving' due to fallout from war". The second one, by Reuters, is titled: "Entire Gaza population facing hunger crisis, famine risk -U.N.- backed report". The third one, by Human Rights Watch, is titled: "Israel: Starvation Used as Weapon of War in Gaza". The fourth one, by The Washington Post, is titled: "UN says more than 1 in 4 people in Gaza are 'starving' because of war". End Image Description]
White girls need to drop the AAVE and bring back "AS IF!!! 😒" and "GET IT TOGETHER" like y'all were eating in the 2000s!
bring this back
viridianacolyte
may i present my favorite twitter thread that compiled a list of tremendous white people phrases
spaghettioverdose
As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China
cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please
Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals
If you make $15 an hour, don't be mad that fast food workers are making the same as you. Be mad that a parking space is making almost double.
lnich
I wasn’t expecting much. Maybe Vader’s baritone with hints of melody. I was *not* expecting it to be a masterpiece, what the fuck, this is a million times better than I was expecting and it’s unironically really good. Turn on that volume button.
Anonymous asked
why do you hate swifties so much
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
byzantined
the best part of experiencing november 5th 2020 was watching tumblr attempt to describe what it was like to experience november 5th 2020
"A toke, anyone?"
As you know, art and artists make Tumblr what it is. We want everyone on Tumblr to be able to fully express themselves while also having control over what they encounter on their dashboards. That’s why we’re introducing Community Labels, an extension to your “Content you see” settings. Our ultimate goal is to create a more open Tumblr, and this is our first step in that direction.
As a poster and reblogger, Community Labels are your way to help your followers avoid anything they’d rather not come across on their dashboards.
As a follower, setting your content preferences is a way to adjust your feed to your own comfort levels.
How does it work?
When creating new posts (or editing old posts), you’ll see controls allowing you to label your post as unsuitable for those filtering certain content types it contains.
When content is labeled, it will either be hidden, blurred, or displayed normally, based on each user’s preferences.
In your “Content you see” settings, you can now choose to show, blur, or hide content that depicts the following topics:
Some examples of content that would require a community label:
This doesn’t change our content policies: spam, hate content, and porn bots are still not welcome in the community. It’s also still important that we abide by app store rules, which means we need to make sure that mature content is only accessible to people who are old enough and have opted in to view that type of content. More information about Community Labels is available in the Help Center.
This is an opportunity to work towards a richer, more nuanced Tumblr experience while making sure everyone who enjoys using Tumblr can do so safely. That future we mentioned above? We’re already moving towards it.
jv
Ok, didn’t everyone want “females presenting nipples” back on Tumblr? Here you are. This is it.
@jv So to be clear, is erotic fanart now allowed back on Tumblr so long as you classify the post appropriately?
jv
Yup. That’s the idea.
I think there may be some limitations (not being able to blaze it and stuff like that and don’t ask me for clarification because I’m out of the water on this 😁), but yeah, it’s allowed as soon as it’s labelled!
kaban-bang
NO FUCKING WAY
"he's so pathetic that it gives me hope" is like the funniest way to interpret denji
this really does live rent free in my head
drmajalis
Too good to stay on twitter
One thing about me is I'm a sweet handsome boy
the photo took a moment to load fully, resulting in perhaps the worst possible version of it briefly being given form
rednines
greathoughtsphilosopy
muntzerism-diggerism
Glugnort Creamer
ALT
not prepared for this series of words in this article about how prussian blue paint was invented
bakugan
I'm about to wii sports resort to violence
bakugan
I'm about to have a wii fit
What should Scoob and I eat?
Sandwiches
Pizza
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starving
aggressionbread
The concept of abortion does not exist in soap operas. "Oh no it'll ruin my life if they find out I'm carrying the child of my boyfriend's evil uncle" girl kill that thing
oated
someone send me slightly flirtatious memes I can send to my bitches to let them know im down
like this?
oated
no
ok
shoutout to the gay couple who essentially queued up behind me to also take a pic
There really is only like 5 cities in the us that actually look like the top pic and even then its like ten blocks of their downtown
the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing
It’s like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone
regicide1997
I just checked the notes, apparently this is the fursona of the author's autistic daughter. Huge props, mad respect.
welcome to The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom! here’s your first piece of equipment, a gay little skirt for your gay little ass
these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.
yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.
Pour one out for this choice bot url
they are taking perfectly good urls!!! fuck this is way worse
A true friend.
Yes, I want my child to be the largest most powerful child in the world
my powerful milk-fed daughter going to school with your fragile milk-deprived daughter
videofunnyhorse
Long time jerker first time burster. Just wanted to write in and say keep up the good work, love the show. Also can anyone let me know if that was supposed to happen? should I go to a hospital?
What are you even saying
videofunnyhorse
the burst
big gas
cannot stop thinking about this genuinely. the ref……
machine-saint
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
madnessofmen
wait it gets better
actual king shit
jelmore
beardedmrbean
We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning
The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.
ALT
forestwater87
#the dread that this filled me with is palpable and overwhelming#i feel like my soul is a socked foot that just stepped in a puddle
starsarelitteringthesky
It started with me wondering if this person has ever flown before and ended with me wondering if IVE ever flown before
found it
sandersstudies
*fills my own schedule with events and tasks that are fun or good for me*
Well what the fuck. Where’s my seven daily hours of dicking around time.
xeppelinsfw
it’s not funny to cum, nor is it feasible.
importedmuslim
In 70 years white people are going to be reading a young Syrian girls diary and pledging “never again”
bruhita
you wet idiot
leona-jade
Godspeed you! wet idiot
ovenroastedtwerkey
Welcome to Wet Beast Wednesday
womp womp
I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache
life just goes on no matter what
Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/
Why did you say that
Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.
A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.
So...you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about...8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.
tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth
slipping-into-madness
Anonymous asked
You're kind of like Gandhi but fuckable
ALT
i’m so excited for the crypto crash and in fact i’m happy that people are losing thousands of dollars there is nothing good that could come from this ❤️ just in time for scary guy summer no less
“this guy invested millions into shittyfartcoin and lost all his money and youre laughing” yes actually i am
im fucking losing it dude
For real though…
full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease
That enough Tumblr for today
log back on and read my post you son of a bitch
inonibird
A dumb comic about Grievous’ collection~
you get back here with those tags
Bupkis and Beeftongue.
cod
My dinnar 💪💯❗💥
cod
This is one of your worst posts yet man
Poverty Food
Visual Innuendo
cod
You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock
ballsballsbowls
Now that we’re halfway through May, I feel like it’s the right time to ask: WHAT Pride parade are all of you whiners going to that everyone has their dick out and is doing pet play on the main road and impressionable children are being harmed and the fabric of society is being rent?
I need NAMES and ADDRESSES and TIMES of these parades so that I can get railed by two guys wearing harnesses in front of a Pinkberry and an unattended middle schooler. I’m an American, aren’t I?
ballsballsbowls
Another May, another rash of dorks insisting they saw backsack and foreskin and hardcore kink being performed at Pride in broad daylight while children looked on in previous years with NO citations whatsoever.
Give me a CITY. Give me COORDINATES. I WANT TO BUY PLANE TICKETS. I STILL HAVE TIME. I HAVE IDEAS.
enjoymorestuff
They are thinking of Folsom.
our-queer-experience
there are not many posts like this out there but shoutout to trans women who like their voices, shoutout to trans women who like having a dick, shoutout to trans women who are butch, shoutout to trans women whose transition has been ‘unconventional’, shoutout to trans women who will never pass and dont care to, shoutout to trans women who are tall, shoutout to trans women who break the binary that was reinvented in progressive spaces. you guys are so fucking incredible.
Goblin Sightings in the United States as of 2023
More white on black crime smh
yeah it’s this really funny audio post on tumblr of wario dying in a kart crash. let me just find it… hey dude where are you going?
Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs
m3n4c3v35537
Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”
in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us
please imagine 6 teenagers with giant sad puppy eyes looking at a dear sweet 50 something year old art teacher and asking "may we please hear burning screams"
i dont know where burning screams came from. ive looked. its lost media to me. burning screams is my white whale
perduellions
Track 3 "Burning Screams" on "Scary Sounds of Halloween"
Here's burning screams from this cd.
fuck whoever turned off reblogs on this post
you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything
i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.
sorry i wasnt talking to you i think
We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves
fishingcatz
if you see a trans catgirls facial hair shut up. that is her whiskerd. 😌
so glad to reintroduce eating donuts off a girls dick to the tgirl tumblrsphere
trashy stoner tgirls 69ing donuts off eachothers dicks call that a bake hers dozen
yeah that’ll do it
Total fucking madness that we let fast food joints sell us this little-ass hash brown patties for three fucking bucks. They're making like ten, maybe twelve dollars per fucking individual potato. Jack in the box wants $3.29, nutritional info pegs their hash brown at 64g. Just with a Google search, a potato will weigh anywhere between 140-285g. They're making $7.19-$14.64 per fucking potato. And I figure they're using the largest they can get, and potatoes are fucking cheap dude. And let's say they're paying the same price we do for potatoes, like 4 bucks for 5 pounds. Same serving size. They're making that into $116 fucking dollars. They're making fucking fried potatoes --delicious, broke slop-- into an expensive treat, a luxury. What goddamn horseshit. When is it enough? When are you going to just let loose? Can you really keep living like this?
@theehorsepusssy
theehorsepusssy
1 part Methadone
2 parts Apple Martini Flavored Crystal Lite
drew this to elaborate on a point I made on twitter:
i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass
you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..
what term do you personally use for "a trilogy but there's four of them"?
I don't have a word for this
tetralogy
tetrilogy
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i believe a series of four is called a Cycle. Sequal trilogy cycle
theehorsepusssy
angrywarrior69
official-mugi-two
Motohiko Odani: Berenice (2003)
This is a kind of girl by today's standards
respectfully… would
wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????
Hey! What the fuck is going on in here
no where else
supreme-leader-stoat
There's having sock puppet accounts, and then there's putting on a puppet show.
doggygirlie
hm.
well. that's.
hm.
People will literally see a sage green building and be like "what if it was white" 🙄
People will literally see a unique little house and be like "what if it had beige vinyl siding" 🤢
People will literally see a gorgeous Victorian painted lady house and be like "what if we knock it down and make it a carwash" 🤮
People will literally decide to build a community center for their town and then be like "what if it looked like a prison" 👹
People will literally see a mom and pop store going out of business and be like "what if we had a 3rd Dunkin Donuts there" 💀
People will literally see a vacant lot and be like "what if we had 6th dollar store there" 🤑
People will literally see a 40 year old bowling alley and be like "what if it was storage units" 😵💫
reblog if your tumblr is more popular than the Metaverse
"Outfit repeater" is such a dumb insult. Yes, I like my clothes and will wear them. You sound like a Tiktoker who does Shein hauls. Ratio.
the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real
so called feminists: "actually women are naturally inferior at everything, including quiz game shows, beauty pageants, chess, and video games. we need a society that is segregated so that anyone who would ever have to potential to win against a woman is eliminated. this is actually far better than organizing sports into weight classes or different athletic/skill level based categories that ignore sex, like what wrestling and video/board game tournaments already do. I cannot accept the reality that men and women are the same species. this is actually how we truly protect women. by calling them weak pathetic losers who could never win against even the worst opponent, and preventing them from even playing at all."
actually conversion I had with one of these nerds:
me: "so you think men are better at literally everything, even things that do not require any physical ability whatsoever?"
terf: "yes! those should still be segregated by sex! males should not be playing against women ever. it's an unfair advantage"
me: "so my brother has an unfair advantage over me when playing fucking monopoly?"
terf: "yes. males are statistically better and managing finances, while women are irresponsible and lenient with spending money."
hey guys. I think the people who are literally unironicly saying "women are bad at money. this means they suck at board games" aren't actually feminists
hydepotions
No joke, that was the rethoric the Francoist regime in Spain used to justify women being legally underage regardless of age and unable to open bank accounts without their husbands or fathers permission. That law was effective until 1975.
teach this in schools
that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true
holy shit
I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.
oh my god these are actually funny
sorairo-deizu
this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold
Anonymous asked
As a fellow trans person, do you by chance have an up to date map of "safe states" in the US? bc as someone who lives in florida and is getting Very Concerned about my health and safety, i can't seem to find any that are more recent, and i don't trust trying to google that shit rn.
This is up to date as of April 2.
As of May 19 2023
danzigmcfly
Can a pro piracy girl and a pro physical media boy really fall in love
Yeah she pirates it and he converts it to physical media it's a match made in heaven and they're t4t also
OP has some really gross kinks like stunlocking and spawn camping
needing this rn
baby bongle
funny-jamin
Smoking that goo goo gaa gaa
That goo goo zaza, that Gerber OG. We're smoking diapers. Ran out of that top shelf Peekaboo Purps, doc told me I had Postpartum Depression
some of you just need to pick up more hobbies outside media consumption. knit some scarves. have some gay sex
forestwater87
#the dread that this filled me with is palpable and overwhelming#i feel like my soul is a socked foot that just stepped in a puddle
starsarelitteringthesky
It started with me wondering if this person has ever flown before and ended with me wondering if IVE ever flown before
found it
"jerma either looks like a greek adonis or a decrepit drauger even in the same stream"
reblog this to give a trans girl a large baja blast
"he's so pathetic that it gives me hope" is like the funniest way to interpret denji
gävlebocken 2023 - eaten by birds
apyrisol
just once I would like to see a really openly trans actor play a cis character and watch all the cishets just lose their fucking minds
despazito
k-simplex
catasters
images-that-are-only-cursed
k1llyvette
statesanctionedcoochie
